This book features a stand up comic, an Australian bodyguard, Asian hookers, ninjas,a bevy of nude women, the CIA, the NSA, the PRC, four scientists, a kazoo, a battered bullhorn, the Amazon, Jesus—the Action Figure, various vermin and a hidden spaceship. I don’t believe any further description is required.
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It’s just more Devlin being put upon by a cruel universe which constantly interrupts his drinking. The link below will allow you to safely purchase an instant download link for $6. 00 Be advised, audiobooks are large, between 4 and five hundred megs per book. Maybe 7-8 hours of audio.
This is a shorter book wherein Devlin is confronted with the spawn! The link below will allow you to safely purchase an instant download link for $3. 00 Be advised, audiobooks are large, between 4 and five hundred megs per book. Maybe 7-8 hours of audio.
Devlin wreaks his particular brand of havoc in the nation’s capital.
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Devlin, the
foul-tempered, foul-tongued alcoholic vampire who drinks rum instead of
blood, arrives back in The Bar after nearly exterminating a race of
giant lizards with a taste for human flesh and killing a couple entities
with the temerity to call themselves Gods, only to find himself
mysteriously able to get drunk.
He remembered drinking with a
so-called God, then must have passed out, and something was done to him.
Something good, for once, in his opinion. The fact that his power is
dwindling concerns him not as he drinks, golfs, and capers around Tampa
in a drunken stupor.
But he’s got problems headed his way, as usual.
His friends are concerned and planning an intervention.
For
sixty years aliens have been stranded on earth, but they kept busy
implementing a plan to clear away the pesky natives with zombie
greenskeepers and turn the planet into an intergalactic golf resort.
Someone,
using a nom de plume, has written a book about Devlin that reads more
like a romance novel. The Book takes serious liberties with the actual
Devlin, who by the way, doesn’t glitter unless he’s been to the nudie
bar.
Ben and Heckyl, in charge of the family fortune and without
Devlin’s agreement, have signed a contract with a television production
company to film a reality TV show based on Devlin’s day-to-day
activities as a private investigator of abnormal occurrences.
Oblivious
to what’s coming, Devlin buys a run-down, dismal golf course to use as
his fortress of drunkitude and sets in motion a confrontation that will
force him to make a painful decision.
It’s Devlin at his most angry in this latest novel, DEVLIN ABNORMAL INVESTIGATIONS Case File: Plan Fore From Outer Space
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This book starts where Devlin II ended. Devlin, the alcoholic vampire, is weakened, poisoned, maybe ready to croak. He witnessed something that annoyed him just before passing out. Things just get worse from there. It’s a final showdown with the Gods. (Author’s Note: I don’t waste any words recapping what happened in the previous books. If you haven’t read the Dunkin series, or the previous Devlin novels, you WILL be lost.) The link below will allow you to safely purchase an instant download link for $6. 00 Be advised, audiobooks are large, between 4 and five hundred megs per book. Maybe 7-8 hours of audio.
In this, the second book in a series, which is a spin-off of a trilogy, Devlin, the alcoholic vampire, goes head-to-head with the Devil in a no-holds-barred steel cage match. The outcome could not only cost him the soul he never knew he had, but allow the unfolding of the Apocalypse as outlined in Revelations. The link below will allow you to safely purchase an instant download link for $6. 00 Be advised, audiobooks are large, between 4 and five hundred megs per book. Maybe 7-8 hours of audio.
It Aint Over Til the Fat Man Stings (Dunkin the Vampire Slayer #4 Audiobook
This is it, the fourth book in the trilogy. If you haven’t read the first three, you won’t understand this one, and if you have read the first three, there’s no need to summarize this one. Just more vampire nonsense. REMEMBER! Read Devlin1—Hell Hermit BEFORE reading Dunkin 3.
This is a spin off of the character, Devlin, from the Dunkin, the Vampire Slayer series of novels. It’s a rip off of X-Files, featuring a near indestructible alcoholic vampire, with few socially redeeming qualities, a wolf, a chimp, a few other off-beat characters and the end of the world…unless Devlin can can find some liquor in the non-alcoholic Mideastern lands. The link below will allow you to safely purchase an instant download link for $6. 00 Be advised, audiobooks are large, between 4 and five hundred megs per book. Maybe 7-8 hours of audio.
Dunkin 2: Death Rides A Pale, Pink, Paunchy, Porcine Horse Audiobook
The second installment in the four-book trilogy!
In Dunkin One you
followed the heroes as they pursue a High Council vampire all the way to
Brazil and up the Amazon in search of ancient scrolls that may contain a
cure.
Now, in Dunkin Two, from the Smoky mountains of America, to
Nepal, France, Australia, Italy, these three are on a quest that spans
the globe. A quest to rid the earth of the bloodsuckers and find a cure
for that nasty vampire blood.
Many things stand in their way, high
council vampires, hit men, ninjas, ancient prophecies, and an
unspeakable horror unleashed on the world by desperate vampires. And
worst of all, Devlin’s having serious anger issues as he comes to grips
with being more powerful and more of a jackass than anything on earth.
…oh, and more jokes, one-liners, and wiseass comments than should be allowed in any single novel.
