Gabriel Horne, an acid-cocaine-rum-reefer-fueled legend of a journalist for New Millennium Magazine, has been given the impossible assignment: He and his cohort, photographer Warren Belcher, “a huge, lumbering creature possessed with the energy of a particle accelerator and the willingness and
capacity to swallow inhuman quantities of everything,” must compose a feature on the state of organized religion in today’s America.
Dressed in authentic burlap monk robes, the two quickly fall headfirst into an adventure full of psychotic chainsaw-wielding serial killers, snake handlers, faith healers, bluegrass pickers, blasphemy of every form, FOX journalists, financial windfalls, tasers, rum, mescaline, love, the FBI, and a television show called ‘So You Want to Be an Evangelist.’
Greg Crites is as unique and remarkable a talent as you will ever find and his fiction is a flat out blast to read. CRUSADE is an eighty-thousand-word missile of a novel that straps the reader in, hands them a first-class e-ticket to eternal damnation, and then keeps them laughing for the entire trip.
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I’m also stoked he’s alive was also want to hear/read something new. Guess I’ll have to send money
Didn’t think you were dead . . .drinking Zapaca 23 living the good life possibly . In the drunk tank in Guatamala for making a pass at the mayor smokin’ trophy wife and emptying his liquor cabinet . More likely . Guess I have to buy stuff to support bar tab. Email me want to send you some swag.